Just thought I'd note that I fixed it -- although I wish I was totally certain about what, exactly, I did!
When switching to static libs (and when switching to the multi-threaded debug runtime), I found that Visual Studio 2010 was keeping the wrong default libraries loaded -- I don't know if you're having the same problem I was, WitchD0ctor, but I had to specifically invoke the correct default libraries for my configuration, while specifically telling it to ignore the wrong ones, which it was previously using correctly.
You have to invoke different ones depending on which runtime you're using; make sure you're invoking the correct ones.