Sorry, I just wanted to brag really quick because there's nobody that I can show this to that would care, but I spent all day today converting my server software to run multithreaded and not break or explode.
There was a lot of frustration at the end, every time my thread returned it would cause a debug error. I had forgotten to .detach the threads and so they were disappearing and throwing exceptions. But now it all works! Time to make the rest of the server functions threaded!